Unique Eyebrows

Dear American People, I guess you'll find businesses selling unique eyebrow designs only in god's own country: And what does "unique" mean? Do their customers get two different designs for their
Unique Eyebrows

Dear American People,

I guess you’ll find businesses selling unique eyebrow designs only in god’s own country:

And what does “unique” mean? Do their customers get two different designs for their two eyebrows? - What a bargain!

Groucho Marx’ greasepaint eyebrows are unique, in a way. Maybe that’s what they are selling?

Confused,

     Lennart (a worried European)

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