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§Top Stories

Oil posts wildest day ever, stagflation fears mount. Crude experienced its steepest single-day swing in four years before partially recovering, as conflicting signals from US officials on the Iran war whipsawed energy markets. The FT called it the “wildest day for oil ever.” Gas prices have now passed $3.50/gallon — up 21% in a month — and economists are drawing uncomfortable parallels to 1970s stagflation. Industries from farming to airlines are warning of long-term cost increases that will flow through to consumers.

Amazon leads $65B corporate bond rush. Amazon is preparing one of the largest corporate bond offerings in history — up to $42 billion — to fund its AI infrastructure buildout, joining Meta and Google in the jumbo bond club. Total US corporate issuance topped $65B on Tuesday as companies rushed to lock in rates during a brief window of calmer markets.

Tony Hoare (1934–2026) has died. The legendary computer scientist who invented quicksort, Communicating Sequential Processes (CSP), and Hoare logic passed away. His “null reference” — which he called his “billion-dollar mistake” — remains one of computing’s most quoted confessions. A giant of the field.

Yann LeCun raises $1B for world-model AI. The Meta chief scientist has raised $1 billion to build AI systems that understand the physical world — a bet on “world models” over pure language models. The project aims to give AI spatial reasoning and physical intuition rather than just text prediction.

§Markets & Finance

• Oil: Massive volatility continues — crude swung wildly before recovering some losses. Uncertainty over Iranian supply disruptions is the main driver.
• Gold: Steady as traders process mixed signals from US officials on war aims.
• Gas prices: $3.50+/gallon, highest since 2024. Direct consequence of the Iran conflict.
• Corporate bonds: Record issuance day. Amazon up to $42B, total market $65B+ as companies front-run potential rate moves.
• Fed outlook: Kevin Warsh faces an economic “perfect storm” as he prepares to take the Fed chair — a Hobson’s choice between fighting inflation and supporting a weakening labor market. SF Fed’s Daly says the weak February jobs report further complicates rate decisions.
• New US refinery: Trump announced the first new US oil refinery in 50 years, backed by India’s Reliance Industries.
• Soaring fuel costs expected to cast a long shadow across the US economy, with broad price increases ahead.
• Tesla & Google forming a coalition to work with lawmakers on grid utilization and lower electricity costs.

§Crypto & Digital Assets

• Aave hit by $27M in liquidations after a price oracle glitch — a rare event for the DeFi blue chip that highlights ongoing oracle risk.
• Stablecoin boom threatening bank profits — Jefferies analysts warn that stablecoin growth could eat into traditional banking revenue streams.
• ETH funding rate flips negative, raising questions about whether bears are regaining control of the Ether market.
• Circle shares surge after Bernstein flags upside from accelerating stablecoin adoption.
• Crypto Clarity Act stalled — senators attempting a compromise on stablecoin yield provisions to unlock the bill.
• Polymarket partners with Palantir to protect sports betting integrity as prediction markets face a regulatory inflection point.
• Kalshi loses Ohio court ruling over sports betting — setback for prediction market expansion.

§Tech & Innovation

• Yann LeCun’s $1B raise (see top stories) — biggest bet yet on world-model AI vs. LLM scaling.
• “Agents that run while I sleep” trending on HN (182 pts) — growing interest in autonomous AI agents for development workflows.
• RunAnywhere (YC W26) launches faster AI inference on Apple Silicon — democratizing local AI compute.
• RISC-V performance concerns — detailed benchmarks showing the open ISA still trails significantly in real-world speed.
• Debian punts on AI-generated code — the project decided not to decide on AI contributions policy, reflecting the broader open source community’s uncertainty.
• Cloudflare launches Crawl Endpoint — new API for web crawling via their infrastructure.
• Stanford’s universal vaccine for respiratory infections and allergens showing promise in research.
• DOGE whistleblower alleges improper access to Social Security data by a former DOGE engineer.

§Geopolitics

• Iran war, day 11: Israeli and US attacks continue hitting Tehran and Karaj. Iranians report exhaustion and inability to sleep. ~140 US service members wounded, 8 in critical condition. Democrats blast the White House for offering “no clarity” on war goals after classified briefings.
• Russia positioning as mediator: Putin seeks diplomatic and economic gains from the conflict, though the BBC notes it’s a hard sell given Russia’s own conflicts.
• India invokes emergency powers to redirect LPG from industrial users to households, shielding citizens from war-driven energy price spikes.
• Iran women’s soccer team asylum: Seven members have now sought refuge in Australia, with two more staying behind just before the delegation’s departure.
• Bolsonaro seeks Trump contact: The jailed ex-Brazilian president’s lawyers petition for a visit from Trump adviser Darren Beattie.
• Georgia special election to replace Marjorie Taylor Greene after her rift with Trump.

§Quick Hits

• 🇨🇭 At least six dead in a bus fire in Switzerland’s Fribourg canton — cause unknown
• 🏥 Medicare Advantage insurers overcharging taxpayers billions, per new watchdog report
• ⚽ Lamine Yamal’s last-kick penalty earns Barcelona a Champions League draw at Newcastle
• 🇨🇦 Canadian boycott of US goods and travel has evolved into a lasting economic shift, one year after Trump’s sovereignty threats
• 🔤 Fun Unicode deep-dive trending: U+237C ⍼ turns out to represent azimuth