Get On The Crazy Train! Tabs, Fri., May 8, 2026 Wonkette announces upcoming parties in Hawaii and other locations, encouraging reader participation and support. The roundup includes links to various news items, touching on political commentary, legal matters, and scientific observations. Readers are prompted to subscribe or donate to support the publication.

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